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Thursday, February 23rd, 2006
6:56 am	the past is in the past, learn from it and move on, if you dwell on it, it will ruin your future -Josh Carland (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, February 22nd, 2006
10:25 am	another quote to make your life better "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." -Albert Einstein (Comment on this)
Tuesday, February 21st, 2006
6:16 am	moral of the day To give pleasure to a single heart by a single act is better than a thousand heads bowing in prayer. Mohandas Gandhi (3 Comments |Comment on this)
5:07 am	Congratulations, Josh! Your IQ score is 127 This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others. Your Intellectual Type is Inventive Inquisitor. You have the unusual distinction of being equally good at math and verbal skills. This means you are a creative thinker and are uniquely good at teaching others through experiences. You are also a great improviser and very good at handling change. http://web.tickle.com/tests/uiq/index-pop.jsp?sid=2901&supp=300vowels&z= thats the address so you can take it (Comment on this)
Saturday, February 18th, 2006
3:47 am	morel of the day failing is not falling down, failing is not getting back up (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, January 31st, 2006
10:12 am	i read this and it made me sad, what about you people 10th GRADE BOY: As I sat there in Enqlish class, i stared at the qirl next to me. She was my so called "best friend". I stared at her long, silky hair, and wished she was mine. But she didnt notice me like that, i knew it. After class she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the day before and handed them to her. She said "thanks" and qave me a kiSs on the cheek. I wanna tell her, i want her to know that i don`t wanna Be just friends, i love her but i`m just too shy, and i don`t knOw why. . 11th Grade The phone rang. on the other end it was her. She was in tears, mumbling on and on about how her love had broke her heart. She asked me to come over because she didn't want to be alone, so i did. As i sat next to her on the sofa, i stared at her soft eyes, wishing she was mine. after 2 hours, a drew barrymore movie, & 3 bags of chips, she decided to go to sleep. She looked at me, said "thanks" and gave me a kiSs on the cheek. i wAnna tell her, i want her to kno that i don`t wanna be just friends, i love her but im just too shy, and idk wHy Senior Year The day before prom she walked to my locker. "My date is Sick" she said; he`s not qonna go. well i didnt have a dAte and in 7th qrade we made a promiSe that if neither of us had dates we would go together just as "best friends". So we did. Prom niqht After everything was over i was standing at her front door step. i stared at her, She smiled at want her to be mine, but she doesn`t think of me like that and i kno it. then she said "i Had the best time, thanks!" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. i wanna tell her, i want her to kno that i don`t want to be just friends, i love her but i`m just too shy, and i don`t kNow why Graduation Day a day passed, then a week, then a month. before i could blink, it was graduation day. i watched as her perfect body floated like an anqel up on staqe to qet her diploma. i wanted her to be mine, but she didnt notice me like that, and i knew it. before everyone went home, she came to me in her smock and hat, and cried as i hugged her. then she lifted her head from my shOulder and said, you`re my best friend, thanks!" and gave me a kiss on the Cheek. i wanna tell her, i want her to know that i don`t wanna be just friends, i love her but i`m just too shy, and i don`t know why A Few Years Later now i sit in the pews of the church. that girl is gettinq married now. i watched her say "i do" and drive off to her new life, married to another man. i wanted her tO be mine, but she didn`t See me like that and i knew it. But before she Drove away, she came to me n said you came!". She said thanks!" and kissed me on the cheek. i wanna tell her, i want her tO know that i dont wanna be just friends, i love her but i`m just too shy, and i don`t know why }]| Funeral Years passed, i looked down at the coffin of a qirl who used to be my "best friend". at the service they read a diary entry she had wrote in her hiqh school years. This is what it read: i stare at him wishing he was mine, but he doesn`t notice me like that, and i know it. i wanna tell him, i wAnt him to kno that i don`t wanna be just friends, i love him but i`m just too shy, and i don`t know why. i wish he would tell me he loved me . . i wish i did too . i thought to mySelf, and i Cried (Comment on this)
Wednesday, December 14th, 2005
1:09 am	when your dead and gone what do you want your friends and family to think of you? or how do you want them to remember you? Current Mood: calm (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, December 7th, 2005
6:29 am	maybe some people would like to play dnd today, so let me know if you can play or not, it would be nice if we could get together tonight and play (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, November 30th, 2005
7:32 am	i have not slept all night and i am going to met the family at 1pm today.....its sad that it takes somthing like this to get everybody together (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, November 29th, 2005
1:08 pm	my aunt died (Comment on this)
Saturday, November 19th, 2005
10:28 am	hmm could this be true? The Keychain condom!! You are a get down to bussiness type of person. Foreplay is not your thing, but you can go for hours! Your serious personality in the bedroom displays a lack of well-roundedness in other areas. Best Position: missionary Condoms!! what is your kind of condom AND what does it mean?( with pics not dirty sheesh!) brought to you by Quizilla (Comment on this)
Tuesday, November 15th, 2005
12:51 am	In heaven one day, three men are playing golf. They approach the 4th hole, known for it's merciless water hazard. Jesus walks up to tee and swings. All three cringe as the ball sails right for the water. Amazingly, the ball bounces off the surface of the water, five times, and comes to rest on the edge of the green. Satisfied, Jesus makes way for the next player. Moses tee's up and swings, and once again, he groans as his ball makes right for the water. Not one to be outdone, Moses parts the water hazard, revealing a well placed rock at the bottom for the ball to bounce off of and lands on the fringe. An old man steps up to tee and sighs, cricking his neck. He swings, and hooks a hard left. The ball bounces off a tree and once again makes for the water. The ball hits the water with a plop. Groans all around. But before the old man can tee up another ball, a fish leaps out of the water and spits the ball out, which is caught by an eagle, whom swoops low over the green and drops the ball for an easy eagle. Moses looks to Jesus. "I hate playing with your dad..." (Comment on this)
Monday, November 14th, 2005
3:16 pm	this makes me sad.... This Is My Life, Rated Life: 4.4 Mind: 4.6 Body: 4.1 Spirit: 5 Friends/Family: 2.7 Love: 0.8 Finance: 2.6 Take the Rate My Life Quiz (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, October 26th, 2005
6:37 pm	Skinny and Cute Raw score: 29% Big Breasts, 40% Big Ass, and 76% Cute! Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts, smaller asses, and cuter composure than others who've taken the test. Note that you scored low on both breast and ass size. This means you appreciate thinner, harder bodies. You are most likely to appreciate a super-model. Relatively, you are less attracted to round, soft, sloppy women. My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your higher than average score suggests you appreciate a cuter, more innocent look. Kudos! Recommended Celebrities: Jessica Alba, an absolute goddess, and Natalie Portman, if you can handle her acting. My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 13% on tit-size You scored higher than 35% on ass-size You scored higher than 85% on cuteness Link: The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test written by chicken_pot_pie on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test (1 Comment |Comment on this)
4:34 am	You scored as Capt. Mal Reynolds. The Captain. You are the captain of the ship, so the crew are your responsibility. You just want to do the job, get paid and keep flying. Why is that always so hard? </td> Capt. Mal Reynolds 94% Zoe Alleyne Washburne 88% Inara Serra 81% Shepherd Derrial Book 69% Simon Tam 63% The Operative 63% Jayne Cobb 63% Kaylee Frye 63% River Tam 56% Hoban 'Wash' Washburne 44% Which Serenity character are you? created with QuizFarm.com (Comment on this)
4:18 am	pain i cryed tears of blood today....i am in so much pain....i just want it all to go away....i have been hurting for days now....... im serious about this, i have a sty in my eye! (it rhymes hehehe) i was picking at it (its under my eye lid, i hold open my eye lid and poked at it with a pair of tweazers and pooped both of them i think, i am sure on one but not the other. well anywho it started to bleed and my eye was watering so bad i had tears of blood! GOD DAMN IT HURT! Current Mood: uncomfortable Current Music: behind blue eyes (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, October 21st, 2005
4:51 am	well i just spent about an hour up at vp alone...i was hoping maybe sombody i knew was up there and we could talk but no such luck. tonight was a rough night for me, i dont know why but i am feeling very down, very alone. i dont want to feel this way and i dont know why i do. Current Mood: lonely Current Music: behind blue eyes (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, October 15th, 2005
5:10 am	You scored as Njord. </td> Njord 80% Odin 60% Freyr 60% Bragi 60% Thor 60% Freya 50% Heimdall 50% Loki 50% Tyr 50% Balder 40% Skadi 40% Sif 40% Hel 30% Frigg 30% Which Pagan God or Goddess are you most like? created with QuizFarm.com (Comment on this)
4:59 am	changin well the past few days have been driffernt, been hangin out with some new people, makin new friends so thats cool. i am trying to look better, eat better, and i want to quit smoking soon, but i cant do that and change my diet all at once. i am trying to work out more also. i want my life to be better and i guess the best way to start is to improve myself. (Comment on this)
Wednesday, September 28th, 2005
1:37 pm	<td align="center">You are most turned on by Peach She was the obvious hottie in Nintendo world, causing Mario and Luigi to constantly risk their lives to save her. She is everything you could ever want in a two dimensional character, pretty, a princess, and totally helpless. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com</td> (Comment on this)