Josh

Thu, 23 Feb 2006 11:57:46 GMT

the past is in the past, learn from it and move on, if you dwell on it, it will ruin your future
-Josh Carland

another quote to make your life better

Wed, 22 Feb 2006 15:26:45 GMT

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."
-Albert Einstein

moral of the day

Tue, 21 Feb 2006 12:03:54 GMT

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single act is better than a thousand heads bowing in prayer.
Mohandas Gandhi

Tue, 21 Feb 2006 10:08:17 GMT

Congratulations, Josh!
Your IQ score is 127

This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others.

Your Intellectual Type is Inventive Inquisitor. You have the unusual distinction of being equally good at math and verbal skills. This means you are a creative thinker and are uniquely good at teaching others through experiences. You are also a great improviser and very good at handling change.

http://web.tickle.com/tests/uiq/index-pop.jsp?sid=2901&supp=300vowels&z= thats the address so you can take it

morel of the day

Sat, 18 Feb 2006 08:48:16 GMT

failing is not falling down, failing is not getting back up

i read this and it made me sad, what about you people

Tue, 31 Jan 2006 15:12:57 GMT

10th GRADE BOY:
As I sat there in Enqlish class,
i stared at the qirl next to me.
She was
my so called "best friend".
I
stared
at her
long, silky hair,
and wished she was
mine.
But she didnt notice me like that, i
knew it.
After class she
walked up to me and asked
me for the notes she had missed the day
before and
handed them to
her. She said "thanks"
and qave me a kiSs on
the cheek. I wanna
tell her, i
want her to
know that i don`t
wanna Be just friends, i love her but i`m
just too shy,
and i don`t knOw
why. .

11th Grade
The phone rang. on
the other end
it was
her. She was
in tears,
mumbling on
and on
about how her love had broke her heart.
She asked
me to come over
because she didn't want to be alone, so i
did. As i sat
next to her on
the sofa, i stared at
her soft eyes, wishing
she was mine.
after 2
hours,
a drew barrymore movie,
& 3 bags of
chips, she decided to go
to sleep. She
looked
at me,
said "thanks" and
gave me a kiSs on the
cheek. i wAnna tell her,
i want her to
kno
that i don`t
wanna be just
friends, i love her but
im just too shy, and idk wHy

Senior Year
The day before prom she walked to my
locker. "My date is Sick"
she said; he`s not qonna
go. well i didnt
have a dAte and
in 7th qrade we
made a promiSe that if
neither of us had dates we would go
together
just as "best
friends". So
we did.

Prom niqht
After everything was over i was standing
at her
front
door step. i stared
at her, She smiled at
want her
to be mine,
but she
doesn`t
think of me like that
and i kno it.
then she said "i Had the
best time,
thanks!" and gave me a kiss
on the cheek. i wanna
tell her,
i want her to kno that i don`t
want to be just
friends, i love her
but i`m just too shy,
and i
don`t kNow why

Graduation Day
a
day passed, then a week, then a month.
before i could blink, it
was graduation day. i watched as her
perfect
body
floated like an anqel
up on staqe to qet her
diploma. i wanted her to be mine, but she
didnt notice
me like that, and i knew
it. before everyone
went home, she came to me in her smock
and
hat, and
cried as i hugged her.
then she lifted
her
head from my shOulder and said, you`re
my
best friend,
thanks!" and gave
me a kiss on the Cheek.
i wanna tell her, i want her to know that
i
don`t wanna
be just friends, i
love her but i`m just
too shy, and i don`t know why

A Few Years Later
now i sit in the pews of the church. that
girl is gettinq married
now. i watched her say "i do" and drive
off
to her new
life, married to another man.
i wanted her
tO be mine, but she didn`t See me like
that
and i knew
it. But before she
Drove away, she came to
me n said you came!". She said thanks!"
and kissed me
on the cheek. i
wanna tell her, i want
her tO
know that i dont wanna be just
friends, i love
her but i`m just too
shy, and i don`t
know why }]|

Funeral
Years
passed,
i looked
down at the coffin
of a qirl who used to
be my "best friend". at the service they
read a diary
entry she had wrote in
her hiqh school years.
This is what it
read: i stare at him wishing
he was
mine, but he doesn`t notice
me like that, and i
know it. i wanna tell him, i wAnt him to
kno
that i
don`t wanna be just friends,
i love him but i`m
just too shy, and i don`t know why. i wish
he
would tell
me he loved me . . i wish i
did too . i
thought to mySelf, and i Cried

Wed, 14 Dec 2005 06:11:12 GMT

when your dead and gone what do you want your friends and family to think of you? or how do you want them to remember you?

maybe

Wed, 07 Dec 2005 11:30:06 GMT

some people would like to play dnd today, so let me know if you can play or not, it would be nice if we could get together tonight and play

Wed, 30 Nov 2005 12:33:52 GMT

i have not slept all night and i am going to met the family at 1pm today.....its sad that it takes somthing like this to get everybody together

Tue, 29 Nov 2005 18:08:17 GMT

my aunt died

hmm could this be true?

Sat, 19 Nov 2005 15:29:50 GMT

The Keychain condom!!
You are a get down to bussiness type of person.
Foreplay is not your thing, but you can go for
hours! Your serious personality in the bedroom
displays a lack of well-roundedness in other
areas.

Best Position: missionary

Condoms!! what is your kind of condom AND what does it mean?( with pics not dirty sheesh!)
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Tue, 15 Nov 2005 05:51:23 GMT

In heaven one day, three men are playing golf. They approach the 4th hole, known for it's merciless water hazard.
Jesus walks up to tee and swings. All three cringe as the ball sails right for the water. Amazingly, the ball bounces off the surface of the water, five times, and comes to rest on the edge of the green. Satisfied, Jesus makes way for the next player.

Moses tee's up and swings, and once again, he groans as his ball makes right for the water. Not one to be outdone, Moses parts the water hazard, revealing a well placed rock at the bottom for the ball to bounce off of and lands on the fringe.

An old man steps up to tee and sighs, cricking his neck. He swings, and hooks a hard left. The ball bounces off a tree and once again makes for the water. The ball hits the water with a plop. Groans all around. But before the old man can tee up another ball, a fish leaps out of the water and spits the ball out, which is caught by an eagle, whom swoops low over the green and drops the ball for an easy eagle.
Moses looks to Jesus. "I hate playing with your dad..."

this makes me sad....

Mon, 14 Nov 2005 20:16:38 GMT

This Is My Life, Rated
Life:	4.4
Mind:	4.6
Body:	4.1
Spirit:	5
Friends/Family:	2.7
Love:	0.8
Finance:	2.6
Take the Rate My Life Quiz

Wed, 26 Oct 2005 22:37:18 GMT

Skinny and Cute
Raw score: 29% Big Breasts, 40% Big Ass, and 76% Cute!

Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts, smaller asses, and cuter composure than others who've taken the test.

Note that you scored low on both breast and ass size. This means you appreciate thinner, harder bodies. You are most likely to appreciate a super-model. Relatively, you are less attracted to round, soft, sloppy women.

My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your higher than average score suggests you appreciate a cuter, more innocent look. Kudos!

Recommended Celebrities: Jessica Alba, an absolute goddess, and Natalie Portman, if you can handle her acting.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 13% on tit-size

You scored higher than 35% on ass-size

You scored higher than 85% on cuteness

Link: The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test written by chicken_pot_pie on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Wed, 26 Oct 2005 08:34:43 GMT

You scored as Capt. Mal Reynolds. The Captain. You are the captain of the ship, so the crew are your responsibility. You just want to do the job, get paid and keep flying. Why is that always so hard?

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Capt. Mal Reynolds

94%

Zoe Alleyne Washburne

88%

Inara Serra

81%

Shepherd Derrial Book

69%

Simon Tam

63%

The Operative

63%

Jayne Cobb

63%

Kaylee Frye

63%

River Tam

56%

Hoban 'Wash' Washburne

44%

Which Serenity character are you?
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pain

Wed, 26 Oct 2005 08:24:38 GMT

i cryed tears of blood today....i am in so much pain....i just want it all to go away....i have been hurting for days now.......

im serious about this, i have a sty in my eye! (it rhymes hehehe) i was picking at it (its under my eye lid, i hold open my eye lid and poked at it with a pair of tweazers and pooped both of them i think, i am sure on one but not the other. well anywho it started to bleed and my eye was watering so bad i had tears of blood! GOD DAMN IT HURT!

Fri, 21 Oct 2005 08:53:49 GMT

well i just spent about an hour up at vp alone...i was hoping maybe sombody i knew was up there and we could talk but no such luck. tonight was a rough night for me, i dont know why but i am feeling very down, very alone. i dont want to feel this way and i dont know why i do.

Sat, 15 Oct 2005 09:10:29 GMT

You scored as Njord.

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Njord

80%

Odin

60%

Freyr

60%

Bragi

60%

Thor

60%

Freya

50%

Heimdall

50%

Loki

50%

Tyr

50%

Balder

40%

Skadi

40%

Sif

40%

Hel

30%

Frigg

30%

Which Pagan God or Goddess are you most like?
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changin

Sat, 15 Oct 2005 09:03:40 GMT

well the past few days have been driffernt, been hangin out with some new people, makin new friends so thats cool. i am trying to look better, eat better, and i want to quit smoking soon, but i cant do that and change my diet all at once. i am trying to work out more also. i want my life to be better and i guess the best way to start is to improve myself.

Wed, 28 Sep 2005 17:37:16 GMT

<td align="center">You are most turned on by Peach

She was the obvious hottie in Nintendo world, causing Mario and Luigi to constantly risk their lives to save her. She is everything you could ever want in a two dimensional character, pretty, a princess, and totally helpless.

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Wed, 28 Sep 2005 17:10:42 GMT

<td align="center">You will be famous for taking over a small country

You always see opportunities to get what you want no matter what the cost. You are cut-throat and a capitalist at heart. Let’s hope the country is a tropical paradise and not Iceland.

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com</td>

Wed, 28 Sep 2005 16:49:39 GMT

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ok now this is just funny

Mon, 05 Sep 2005 22:28:55 GMT

Love like it's LJ by jain_child

Username

Take your pick:

Your rock-steady love

manafly

You think is hot

lostinbanality

You get the money while pretending to love

homerjay

How much $?

$815,396

Your current boy/girlfriend

guitarshredder9

...who cheats on you with...

puffymog

The jealous best friend

mogjazz

The weird kid in math who wants you in bed

deathcythe_25

How much love you got?: 97%

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Mon, 05 Sep 2005 00:07:20 GMT

"And God created a race of perverts. And he saw it, and it was good. The 69th day."

Sat, 03 Sep 2005 20:24:40 GMT

oh i got a new D&D book; stormwreck